A True Funny Self Talk about Bull/Up Markets and Bear/Down Markets!
Happy Monday !
Hat tip Barry Ritholtz and Ben Carlson:
- Bull Markets: Fear of missing out.
- Bear Markets: Fear of being in.
- Bull Markets: Everything I buy is going up — I’m a genius.
- Bear Markets: Everything I buy is going down — I’m an idiot.
- Bull Markets: I knew I should have had more of my portfolio in stocks.
- Bear Markets: I knew I should have had more of my portfolio in bonds.
- Bull Markets: That guy’s been calling for a crash for years — he’s an idiot.
- Bear Markets: That guy just called the crash — he’s a genius.
- Bull Markets: I want to be a long-term buy and hold investor.
- Bear Markets: I want to be a short-term trader.
- Bull Markets: I’ll sit tight when the market falls.
- Bear Markets: Dear Lord, get me out of stocks NOW!
- Bull Markets: Time to buy stocks?
- Bear Markets: Time to sell stocks?
- Bull Markets: Warren Buffett is washed up.
- Bear Markets: Wait, Buffett is buying here?
- Bull Markets: Buy & hold works.
- Bear Markets: Buy & hold is dead.
- Bull Markets: I’ll be greedy when other are fearful.
- Bear Markets: I lied — I’m fearful when other are fearful.
- Bull Markets: Why didn’t I invest earlier in my life?
- Bear Markets: I’ll never invest again.
- Bull Markets: Why would I want to diversify?
- Bear Markets: Why was I so concentrated?
- Bull Markets: I’m just waiting for a healthy correction to put more money to work.
- Bear Markets: This market action is not healthy at all.
- Bull Markets: It feels like markets will never fall again.
- Bear Markets: It feels like markets will never rise again.
My Favorite in Red… Hope you laughed at some of these !
Have a Great Monday!
John A. Kvale CFA, CFP
8222 Douglas Ave # 590
Dallas, TX 75225
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BULL versus BEAR Market self talk
A True Funny Self Talk about Bull/Up Markets and Bear/Down Markets!
Hat tip Barry Ritholtz and Ben Carlson:
My Favorite in Red… Hope you laughed at some of these !
Have a Great Monday!
John A. Kvale CFA, CFP
http://www.jkfinancialinc.com
http://www.street-cents.com
8222 Douglas Ave # 590
Dallas, TX 75225
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